Here at Robo-Inc, we CARE about you as a customer and sometimes your safety. But occasionally, we make mistakes. Of course we do, we're human! Most of us, that is. We have heard many complaints recently about our bestselling produt, The Robot Cat, and we hear and understand your concerns. We apologize for our previous mistakes, and to the familys, we are SO sorry for your loss. Very very VERY sorry for your loss. Please do not sue us. However, these few incidents do not mean that The Robot Cat is a bad product, it just had a few safety concerns. That is why we have released the NEW Robo-Cat! This upgraded model has some new safety features, including:
We also have removed any malicious codes from The Robo-Cat. However, even with these safety concerns, we advise you not to press any odd notifications on the Robo-Cat's screen. It is not an official assistant. If you need help on operating the Robo-Cat, refer to the user manual. This comes as a bonus with the assembly instructions in 1 of every 5 packages. Didnt get it, but want to know EVERYTHING the Robo-Cat can do? You can also buy the user manual seperatly for the low price of 200,000 US dollars. However, if you buy it now, you can get it on sale for only 20! Or, you might as well buy a few more Robo-Cats!
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